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I love playing games to put off all those other really important things I need to get done.
There's nothing I like better than to watch my hard drive defragment. It soothes and relaxes me.
After I do a fresh install, I love the hours of challenge provided by hunting down all the drivers for the devices windows doesn't recognize.
I feel like I'm saving the world from viruses when I install anti-virus software on my system. I'll be recognized someday for all the cpu cycles I've used to defend the world from viruses.
Spyware is a tricky animal, but I vow to kill it with my bare hands and drink it's blood. It's the thrill of the hunt.
I think it's important to support billion dollar corporations. Without people like me buying their software they wouldn't be able to control the world. I also love to support all the other billion dollar software companies that I buy my add on software from. It's very invigorating.
I like to reboot after every install and update. It makes me feel fresh and clean like a virgin. And it helps fill the voids in my life.
I like to see those beautiful blue screens that magically appear to me after I install new drivers. I'm always ready for a new challenge.
(Vista Specific) I'm click happy. I love to click and click. I don't care what those dialog boxes are saying. I just want to click some more. Thank you vista for fulfilling my clicking needs.
(obviously, this is satire)